|An underclad gothy witch armed with a machinegun broom goes gunning for hideous mutants. If you're young, male, and single, as most of you reading this probably are, unfortunately, then you're probably thinking that this sounds like the greatest game ever.|
That's just what they wanted you to think!
Unfortunately, the actual game sucks. At least initially, you're trodding the unexciting grounds of an unimaginatively modelled suburb, taking way too many bullets to down even the dullest of shambling mutants. Why are they even here? Aren't these cookie-cutter suburbs torment enough?
The camera is pitched awkwardly low, the characters--aside from witchypoo, I suppose--and levels look bad anyway, the framerate stinks, and there's nothing to do aside from shambling along slowly firing at slow things. I wanted to keep going to see if anything interesting would come along, but my friends (the ones who actually own the darn thing) couldn't stand watching any more, and tore the controller out of my hands. Admittedly, I didn't put up much of a fight.