| | I remember being sorta pleasantly surprised with this smash-em-bash-em driving game, kinda like Dukes of Hazzard on crack and speed, at the time that I bought it; but now that I've tried it again, I have to say that I was quite mistaken: it sucks.
The driving physics feel like a huge tow-hook is pulling your car around the track by the nose. The graphics look like someone spilled a bottle of ink on dirt, then lit it on fire and got soot and smoke everywhere, and pooped on it. The music is wretched pseudo-metal. The cars are all cartoonish muscle cars. There are really annoying powerups, many of which can damage you, littering up the courses. And because you get points by smashing the other cars during the race, you're sorta screwed if you actually get ahead, since then you have nobody left to smash, and your score will go into the crapper.
Bluck. |
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