|Isometric beat-em up with some kind of Japanese noodle brand tie-in, I think. Your dude has a colorful superhero outfit with a bowl of noodles (?) on his head--leave him doing nothing for a while and he'll start eating them.|
But if you want to do something, how about walking to the left through detailed carnival-like stages, punching downer dudes wearing suits? Yeah, you can do that. You can also kick them or, if you want to get fancy, jump-kick them, although this can be tricky since you need some firing range for that, and they like to get up close on you quickly. The punching is a little lackluster, and the jump-kicking doesn't quite go as smoothly as one would like. Oh, also, if you hold down the punch button for a really long time (longer than you'll ever have in the middle of a fight), your noodle man powers up and throws yakisoba sauce or something. I'm not sure what it does because it takes too long to charge up.