Dodge City Parish by LikWid supports DM, Team, CTF, KFC, Tag

s Seems the Devil has taken Dodge City. The once peaceful parish has been converted into a cursed store house of guns, ammunition an' high explosives. A heavy boilerplate under th' pulpit is a grim testimony ta' th' priest's desperate but ultimately futile defense against th' onslaught of lead that rained down upon their innocent town one fair Sunday afternoon.

Now yer here ta claim it fer yer own. Be sure ta stock up on th' pistol ammo in th' pews, th' double-barreled shotgun upstairs an' th' rifle ammo on the steeple. Collect one'a th' plentiful boilerplates an' some medkits an you'll be fit ta hold off all th' fiends of Hell, an' mebbe an Outlaw or two.

'Ware th' traps

of Beelzebub. Scour th' pits 'neath this once sacrosanct church fer any evil yet lurkin' therein. Avoid th' invisible walls upstairs, surely th' result of some demonically possessed Lawmaker, by droppin' ta yer knees an' prayin' fer absolution of thy sins. Conquer th' ethereal barrier atop th' chapel by leapin' fer joy in God's savin' grace, an' it is written that ye shall soon regain dominion over yer lordly domain.

Best suited fer small congregations, this church maketh a fittin' ground for baptisms by fire. Can ya feel it brother? Can ya feel it! There's gonna be a miracle this day, a heavenly explosion ta cleanse th' earth of yer enemies! Praise him, I say, who created this small patch of earth in his Infinite Wisdom! Can ye but conquer th' buggy claws of th' Deceiver, an 'ye shall find yer eternal salvation within these whitewashed walls! Hallelujah!

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