For the past year or so, I seem to get The Shits more often than I used to. It's mild, but happens every couple months. The liquid that comes out of my butt is bright yellow as if I'd been eating turmeric (even if I haven't) and it smells like flowers. Is this the dreaded...long COVID?

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Posted by Sponsored by GSK and Opa Opa on November 16, 2022 at 21:15:47 EST.

For the past year or so, I seem to get The Shits more often than I used to. It's mild, but happens every couple months. The liquid that comes out of my butt is bright yellow as if I'd been eating turmeric (even if I haven't) and it smells like flowers. Is this the dreaded...long COVID?

Or am I just getting old?

Should I ask my doctor?

I don’t get this post. There’s no way you of all people don’t know about the Bristol stool scale, etc so this must be “funny” like the Andrew T thing…I guess?

(SignOfZeta)

(08:49:56 11/18/22 EST)

Dammit, I've disappointed Chad again. This must also be a symptom of my long COVID.

(Bristol Myers Squibb and Opa Opa)

(12:25:37 11/18/22 EST)

Sweater Fish just wants to let us know his shit don't stink.

(Maniac)

(14:35:59 11/24/22 EST)

It's not just the smell. This shit looks positively delicious. Like, if you served it on a bed of white rice, most people would probably raise their eyebrows and go "mmm" if you placed it in front of them. Of course, once they started eating it, they'd most likely realize that you just fed them shit instead of curry and then you'd have some explaining to do. Although, you might be able to get away with telling them it's a traditional Indian bitter melon curry.

(Subcontinent and Opa Opa)

(16:27:57 12/19/22 EST)

Need more data. Please share!

(a-star)

(14:22:47 11/18/22 EST)

Well, the taste is quite bitter, but I believe all poop is bitter. Zeta may know more about this.

(Gombosi Poop Scale and Opa Opa)

(12:55:39 11/26/22 EST)

Yeah I never heard of no poop scale, maybe it’s a fetish of his.

(ate-shit and poopa poopa)

(15:06:19 11/26/22 EST)

Have you ever heard of a doctor? They are so obsessed with poop that if you take this question to one they can tell you what the issue is.

(SignOfZeta)

(16:39:36 11/28/22 EST)

whatever, scat man.

(a-star)

(21:27:36 11/28/22 EST)

Good Lulu on this one.

(Jeurja)

(12:33:40 11/29/22 EST)

it's true! I need to remember to check those.

(exodus)

(18:37:13 11/29/22 EST)

I have literally never experienced a doctor who can tell me "what the issue is." Not just in this case, but ever, in my entire life, for me personally or anyone else I know either. Maybe I've had bad doctors or complicated problems, but I really have to wonder where they got this reputation for understanding issues.

(Medical Expenses and Opa Opa)

(21:47:39 12/04/22 EST)

I should have said that he can describe what leads to the symptoms even if he doesn’t know the root cause. Number 2s usually have a pretty predictable set of characteristics. If it’s too dark it’s taking too long to come out, if it’s too orange it’s moving too fast. Consistency mostly follows color.

Your doctor would probably tell you to sleep more and take a Zantac before dinner.

(SignOfZeta)

(09:30:52 12/05/22 EST)

(Do No Resuscitate and Opa Opa)

(12:54:21 12/05/22 EST)

I’m glad to have helped. If you have any other revolting questions that you can then turn around and make fun of me for actually knowing the answers to just ask.

(SignOfZeta)

(11:47:28 12/09/22 EST)

Diaper duty does offer ample opportunity for one to contemplate the consistency of crap!

(a-star)

(17:09:51 12/09/22 EST)

Sorry, but you tipped your hand with that Zantac reference, not only would an antacid be irrelevant to diarrhea, but it's one of GSK's most well-known products and they're the ones who provided corporate sponsorship for my original post. I'm onto you now, Dr. Gombosi.

(Listeners Like You and Opa Opa)

(21:04:27 12/09/22 EST)

Hey, whatever it takes to bring this conversation to an end…

(SignOfZeta)

(11:01:38 12/12/22 EST)

that's what we need o this board, fewer conversations!! ha ha

(exodus)

(14:15:15 12/14/22 EST)

(Maniac)

(18:02:25 12/05/22 EST)

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