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++ Outlaws I've Met ++
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.44Mag
aka your lag,
The Sheriff, Yes I killed
seen on Kali and IRC
as Sanchez and Doc Death
Mags has gotten a WHOLE lot better. He must'a been practicin'
with that dynamite fer a while 'cause I have NEVER seen
someone rack up that many kills that fast, often blowin' up
two people at once! But if someone had ta blow me up,
why I'd want it ta be Mags.
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a1slick
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
A very persistent and good-natured player, slick would
do a bit better if he learned when ta run an' when not
to. A nice fella ta have a friendly match with.
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Admiral
aka Coolhand
seen on Kali
as Mary
Admiral hosts a lot of games off his sweet cable modem.
Pretty fearsome with Mary's shotgun.
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Adomizer
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
As far as I kin remember Adomizer was a bit obnoxious,
but mebbe that's jus' 'cause I don't like gettin' shot
by Doc's pistol. Seemed a bit new ta th' game.
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Aetos
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
A very good player, dangerous with TNT. Seems kinda
young. Anyone who loves tossin' dynamite as much
as he does gets a good mark in my book.
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Annie O
aka JustMB
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
One of the rare female Outlaws, Annie's a nice gal ta
get in a shootout with. Likes ta use Sanchez; she should
use his dynamite more.
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ArcherAce
aka A Fat Bastard,
Sloth
seen on Kali
as Bob
Archer's one of th' few people I know who's actually pretty
darned effective with Bob Graham. He even kicks butt
with Bob's pistol but he could get a bit better with
his shotgun rhythm. Then he'd be really scary. Likes
ta give ya both barrels at once. Founder of the FLB
posse. Also pretty darned good with dy-no-MITE!
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Artie
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
Artie seems rather new to Outlaws. He also didn't exactly
take a shine to me. Guess he wasn't inta my sorta gruff'n
friendly way of chattin' games. Well he'll probably get
better right quick, 'specially if he stops usin' Sanchez,
or at least gets used ta usin' Sanchez' secondary fire on
the pistol.
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ArtOfNoise
aka Another Fat Bastard,
Avarice
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
ArcherAce's brother is really really good. Dang I hate
that murderous little pistol of his! Ow ow ow. Not a
guy you want to encounter in a narrow alley.
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ay-suc
aka Ninja
seen on Kali, Zone
as Sanchez
Before I ran across ay-suc I liked usin' Sanchez but didn't
really think he was that dangerous a character. Well ay-suc
changed that perspective in a single game with blazing
fast pistol shootin' an' blindin' speed; he jus' plowed
or blew right through everyone in his way, it was
incredible. If I kin ever get half as good as he is with
Sanchez I'll be happy. Plus he's a genuinely nice fella
(and a darn amazing map-maker!).
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Backfire
seen in IRC
as Anderson
Pretty darn good with Anderson's rifle. Ehh can't think of
much else, seemed like a good fella.
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BadBart
seen on mIRC
as Doc Death
"Bad" refers to his impressive skill in Outlaws rather
than his temperment. Extremely aggressive and ruthless
but no dummy, Bart makes fer a formidable opponent.
Proficient with a wide variety of weapons.
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Badd
seen on Kali
as Mary
When I played Badd he was determined ta stay up all night
playin' Outlaws 'cause he had th' next day off school. He's
that kinda wacky, which means he's got jus' what it takes
ta be one of th' baddest outlaws around. Extremely dangerous
with Mary: lightin' fast with her shotgun an' disconcertingly
accurate with her rifle. Started ta blow me up with TNT when
th' other team sorta gave up, which I took as a sign of
affection. May be a bit lackin' in social graces but when
ya get right down to it he's an extremely skilled an'
enthusiastic Outlaws player.
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Badger
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
A grizzled vet from good ol' Germania who's willin' ta
have a bit of fun with Sanchez which makes him a winner
as far as I'm concerned -- not that he isn't on his own
anyhow!
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Beignet
aka BadHabits, Beig
seen in Kali, Zone
as Anderson
An occassional cajun party girl from th' sinful city
of New Orleans (or, drawled properly, "Nawlins"), Beig'll
put you off yer guard with her effervescent chatter an'
then fill ya fulla rifle cartridges from long range;
I'm glad she was on my team. My international spyring
tells me "beignet" means "fritter" in French. O-kay.
Jus' happens to run one of th' most creative Outlaws
sites around.
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BIG_GUN
seen on IRC
as Sanchez, Anderson
Big Gun seems to be a thoroughly unique player, a fella
who doesn't really care about gettin' th' most kills but
jus' wants ta mess around an' have fun. The times I've played
'im I've seen him usin' Anderson's pistol (a singularly
ineffective weapon) an' Sanchez with TNT. He ain't th'
mos' dangerous feller around (mebbe to himself with that
TNT) but he likes ta have fun, which makes him A-okay in
my book.
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Big Jack
seen on IRC
as Anderson
Big Jack's pretty effective with his rifle, although he
tends ta camp a bit. Mebbe that's why he's so damn good
with th' gatling gun -- if he gets his mitts on one'a those
yer in fer a real hard time.
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Big Nose Kate
was seen on Kali
as Bloody Mary
A wunnerful little gal an' one'a the nastiest shotgun
fighters you'll meet. Kate's a bit of a flirt at times
but once she gets yer butt in her sites she's all business.
Sends most of her would-be suitors home in small boxes.
A real sweetie-pie. Seems to have gone inta seclusion of late.
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BioXiD
seen in th' Zone
as Bloody Mary
Consistently one of the best, if not THE best,
players anywhere.
Probably the best I've seen with Doc Death although I've
only encountered him a couple'a times. Kept killin'
me with his pistol almost before I saw him move. A
Canadian with a cable modem, God help us!
Once left his computer up hosting
a game all day when he had to go away; what a guy!
Founder of The Three Musketeers posse. If yer lucky
he'll show ya th' studly picture of him wearin' boxer
shorts. Haven't played I'm in a long time, can't say
as I want to hehe...
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BLACKDEATH
seen on IRC
as Doc Death, Sanchez, Anderson
A frequent IRC player. Seems like a pretty solid fella.
Probably uses Anderson's pistol more than he should, but
once he gets his mitts on some TNT he jus' goes hog
wild! I'm serious: everything blows up! Great sense of
humor.
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Bonesy
seen on Kali
as Sanchez?
I fergit which character he used, an' I dunno how good
he was 'cause I kept gettin' him mixed up with th' members
of FLB, but if I could confuse him with them he mus' be
pretty good.
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Buford T. Justice
aka BTJustice
seen on IRC
as Doc Death
"Smokey" goes inta th' ol' West? Played him when he was
new ta th' game an' now he's able ta put a whuppin' on
me pretty good! Very handy with Doc's pistol in close
quarters.
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Capt_Ron
seen in Kali
as Doc Death
A good player, Cap's hampered from realizin' th' full
extent of his talent by his ISP which limits him ta jus' two
hours online at a time. Whew that sucks!
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Chickenhawk
aka fiend
seen on Kali
as Anderson
Chicken's gotten good an' even founded his own gang once.
Haven't played 'im since he was a newbie, he'd prob'ly
whup me now.
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Chillyt
seen on IRC
as Doc Death
An excellent player who mostly let's his sixguns do th'
talkin'. Don't let him catch ya in close quarters or you
kin kiss yer butt goodbye. An' you don't wanna know what
he kin do when he gets his hands on a shotgun.
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cia_bpi
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
Yeah so he's got a funny name, wanna make somethin' of
it? A pretty good player an' nice guy ta hang out with.
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clint_e
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
A very good and very cagey player. Makes excellent use
of items and areas. Fer instance he'd keep gettin' a
heavy shotgun an' then lettin' me chase him around a
corner, where he'd great me with two barrels of love.
After a while I'd fall fer it on purpose ta see if
I could beat him at his own game. Uh... nope.
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CloudySeaSaw
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
Not sure I spelled his name right... name sounds peaceful
but this guy's deadly. Rumored to have bested KillerCraig.
I don't think he's quite that good
(an' Killer assures me that never happened)
but he's not far off.
Particularly effective with pistol and rifle. Uses sniping
positions well.
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Cog
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
DeadAllready's brother is very experienced, aggressive
an' a dead shot. Very pleasant fella too; well I guess
I'd like 'im a bit better if he didn't shoot me so much,
but I don't think he means it personally. "Cog" is short
fer "Marshall Rooster Cogbourne," a John Wayne movie
character, an' th' "me" was added ta distinguish himself
from DeadAllready who often uses th' same dialup.
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CombatKid
seen on IRC
as Anderson
Kid seems like a pretty experienced player but I
think he'd do better if he didn't rely on trickery
so much, like dynamite traps an' snipin'.
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Cotton I Joe
seen in the Zone
as Bob
Cotton's th' reason I rewrote my evaluation of Bob Graham.
Basically he argued long an' hard with th' business end
of his double-barreled shotgun. Joe's
very cagey an' good at usin' what's on hand, an' he's
a damn fine shot, fast an' very aggressive. One'a th'
best (at least I hope so 'cause if he ain't I sure
don't wanna meet th' best). An' ta add insult 'ta
injury he learned how ta kick butt by readin' th'
tips on my site. Ouch. I've created a monster.
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Cutter
aka prairie dog
seen on Kali
as Anderson
A very fine mapmaker, wonder how he has time ta get that
good with Anderson's rifle especially in close quarters.
Ouchers!
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Da Beast
was seen on Undernet and Kali
as Sanchez
The master of dynamite, among other things. Showed me
the possibilities of this oft scoffed-at weapon in the
most painful way possible. A fun guy ta play with, he
even laughed at all my bad jokes. Proprietor of the
"Beast's 'Ol Town" site, perhaps the best Outlaws site
around. Part of the Dynamic Duo (abbr. "DD") with
Bioxid. Hasn't been around much lately as he seems to
have fallen under th' sway of Quake 2.
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DarkDragon
seen on Kali
as Bob Graham
Well Bob's a challenging guy ta use... Dark wasn't too
aggressive with him. Still he's an enjoyable guy to play with.
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DeadAllready
aka Insanity
seen on Kali
as Bloody Mary
Dead's pretty lively fer someone claimin' ta be a corpse.
Claimin' spiritual descent from Killercraig, Dead's got
some nice moves. When he actually starts channeling
Killer I'll be really worried.
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Deadeye Phil
aka DeadPhil
seen in IRC
as Anderson
Seems ta play quite often in IRC; I always see him logged
in there anyhow. Chats in th' channel but once in a game he's
all business. A good player, excellent with the rifle. If
he's hostin' a game check it out, his DSL gives him great
pings.
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Death Crib
seen in Kali
as Doc Death, Sanchez, Mary
He may have only jus' graduated from grade school, but with
his lightning-fast reflexes and killer's eye... No no actually
he's a very pleasant, lively guy ta play with. With a lil'
more seasoning Crib is gonna be a real pro.
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Dicky
aka Dikyolero, Diky,
th' Dickster
seen in th' Zone an' IRC
as Doc Death
It must'a been a dream. Yeah, that's it, a really BAD
dream. 'Cause it's gotta be th' stuff of nightmares when
a guy pops inta yer game an' racks up 33 kills with just
his pistols before th' other three players get more'n,
say, four each. He jus' kept shootin' an' hurtin' me
an' wouldn't die nooOOOO! An' then I got a lucky shot
an' killed him once an' then he jus' got mad... Yeah
that must'a been a dream 'cause th' Dickster's such a
friendly, unassumin' fella in chat. O Auntie Em, I was
away for a long time, far away, and you were there,
and you...
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DirtyDon
aka Gluttony,
This(JOE)Sucks But I,
Larry,Moe,Curly&JOE,
Joe's Toxic Fart
seen on Kali, IRC
as Doc Death
Founder of 7DS an' th' original JOE posse.
All I kin say is he's really dedicated, an' really good.
He also plays under th' best names EVER (just wait 'til he
kills you, you'll see). Extremely sneaky.
Enjoys messin' with my mind. Seen in Kali a lot but mostly
jus' ta converse with th' many members of his large JOE posse.
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Dirty Dingus
aka Dingus98th
seen in Kali
as Doc Death
Doesn't talk a whole lot durin' a match an' tends ta camp
in a corner an' snipe with rifle or gat, but capable of
surprisin' bursts of speed an' ferocity when cornered.
Has th' distinction of bein' th' first player I know of
ta have successfully joined a Kali-launched winsock match.
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Disciple
seen in th' Zone
as Anderson
Man, I dunno what happened. I wuz complainin' about lag,
an' whinin' a lot, while Disciple killed me 20 times.
I don't think I even hurt him bad. What's goin' on? He
tried ta cheer me up but by that time I wuz severely
depressed.
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DK_Gun
seen in Kali
as Sanchez
"DK" isn't a posse prefix: it's this guy's initials.
Seems to just enjoy playin'. Not too deadly yet but
just wait a lil' while.
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Docolero
seen in Kali
as Sanchez
Doc's really formidable with his pistol -- extremely
quick on th' draw. He's also pretty darn hard ta hit.
Watch out 'cause he likes ta get frisky with TNT from
time ta time too.
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DOOMINATOR
aka SiuChau
seen in Kali
as Anderson, Mary
Th' toughest varmit ta' come outta Hong Kong cut his teeth
on th' original Doom, makin' World Champion status by
1995. He credits his awesome ability, particularly with
th' rifle, on special mental powers. I like 'ta blame
th' overwhelmin' magnitude of th' gruesome slaughter
he wreaked on me recently on his Hong Kong lag but that's
probably jus' wishful thinkin'.
You can learn a lot from playin' with this guy -- just
look out when he tells ya he's gonna "boost his mental,"
which more normal people just call "whoop yer ass."
Actually DOOMy's bin tryin' ta take it easy an' enjoy
th' game a bit more of late which is reflected in his
new alias, "SiuChau," which means "Clown" in Chinese.
He'll still whup ya pretty darn hard but he'll laugh
about it th' whole time.
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dragon
seen on Kali
as Anderson
Somethin' of a protege of Red_Dragon. Guess we'd better
hope th' kid is a slow learner, but didn't seem that way.
Pretty good already with that rifle. Rather wacky sense of
humor (but who am I ta talk?).
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DrDeath2
aka USM_Doc2
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
A lil' slow on dodgin' bullets, but has a sneaky side
so be careful. A good guy an' avid LawMaker.
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_Dude_
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
Sanches players have th' most fun! _Dude_'s relatively new,
seems like a swell fella.
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Fallsdown
seen on Kali
as Anderson, Doc Death
Falls has a great sense of humor makin' every game a blast
whether he's whuppin' ya (which is quite likely) or not.
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ForkTongue
aka PeacePipe
seen in Kali
as Doc Death
It's always embarrassin' when a new player comes along,
tells me they learned a lot from my site an' pretty soon
they're whuppin' me. With ForkTongue this happened over
th' course of a single game -- at first I was able ta
get th' drop on him quite a bit, but pretty soon he was
usin' my own tricks against me! Very good at dodgin'
around -- he often throws a lil' jump in while in a fight.
Pretty good with a pistol, an' better with a rifle.
He did make some pretty insightful remarks an' despite th'
name he's a pleasant conversationalist, not ta mention
a very good LawMaker.
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Fryster!
seen in Kali
as Anderson, Mary,
Two Feathers
Fryster's a fun guy ta fight with 'cause he's out ta
have a good time himself. Even put up with me when I
lagged on him all day. Very cheerful an' patient.
Loves ta use taunts an' sound effects from th' game,
so if ya don't have yer voices installed you'll hafta
tell him ta shut-up. He'll probably take that pretty
good-naturedly.
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Gen_Pickett
seen in th' Zone
as Anderson
Very accurate with th' rifle. Works well as a team with
Zathoros.
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GHOSTBEAR
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
GHOSTBEAR would probably be a better player if he didn't
keep stoppin' ta ogle levels fer design tips. Regardless
of how he does he's very cheerful and enjoys himself
which makes him an enjoyable guy ta have in a game.
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GoJo
seen on Kali?
as Anderson
A crack shot with that rifle, it's a good thing fer us
he probably doesn't get that much practice with it 'cause
he devotes such a huge amount of his time ta makin' th'
best darn maps you'll find. When it comes ta levels he's
a true perfectionist, insistin' on ironin' all th' creases
outta everythin' he makes.
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Grifter
seen on Kali, IRC
as Sanchez
Player and level maker, Grifter's pretty darn good at both.
Can chuck dynamite very effectively and seems comfortable
with most weapons, especially pistols, shotguns and knives.
Has a good sense of humor and likes to make little text
macros to distract his opponents, so be ready fer him ta
blurt out odd things in th' middle of a gunfight!
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Gryphon
aka Dr. Evil
seen on Kali?
as Sanchez?
All I remember abouit Gryph izzat he came in, there was a
lot of exploding and stuff an' lots of snickering. What
a guy!
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gunslgr
seen on Kali
as Mary, Sanchez
A decent player. Had this annoyin' habit of abruptly
leavin' a game without sayin' anything. Then again,
I probably do that too...
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Hagen
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
A growing map-maker an' pretty good gunfighter. Keep an'
eye out fer him.
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Harmonica
seen in th' Zone, Kali
as Doc Death
One of the top players fer a long time, Harmonica's now
servin' his country (Finland) an' can only play on weekend
leave. Even though he's a bit rusty he still stomped me
thoroughly, an' then said he'd made a lot of dumb mistakes.
Hehe well I'd love ta be able ta make his "dumb mistakes"
any day. Seems utterly deadly with every weapon but his
favorite kill method involves throwing dynamite everywhere
an' then settin' one off, nukin' th' whole level at once.
If ya wanna piss him off, follow him around an' pick up
his dynamite before he kin light it. Warning: may be
extremely hazardous ta yer health. A fantastic player an'
a great guy ta learn from.
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Hoss
seen in th' Zone
as Doc Death, Sanchez
Cofounder of th' Outlaws Gang Busters (OGB), Hoss
is a fun feller ta play with. I ran into him on
a wide open level where he wuz usin' Sanchez, but
he played on despite his strategic disadvantage
with th' short-ranged Mexican an' even blew me up
a few times. He did have this weird an' rather
unhealthy habit of jumpin' off cliffs though.
A real good sport, an' a good player: when he caught
me in close quarters he really messed me up with
that pistol. Quite skilled with TNT too.
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Janitor
seen in Kali
as Anderson, Doc Death
Janitor's really good, especially with th' rifle -- kept
pepperin' me with lead before I even saw him. Very tactically
minded, tough ta get th' drop on an' a good chatter ta boot.
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JohnnyRingo
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
I love this guy's name. Relatively new ta Outlaws an'
not too deadly yet, but a good sport.
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Judge
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
A deadly, deadly player who knows all th' tricks an' won't
hesitate ta use 'em. Loves ta strike his victims from
unexpected directions. Watch out.
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Kahn's*cat
seen in Kali
as Sanchez
I seem ta recall seein' this guy in Kali long, long ago.
Well I ran inta him recently, ta my regret. A completely
juvenile an' immature person, an' a crappy player. His
big trick is ta tell ya ta go somewhere on a level an'
then shoot ya. I let him do that ta me once. He thought
it was th' cleverest move ever... I was happy ta slaugher
'im a few times before he said "we need more players" an'
abruptly ended th' game. Tends to be very rude an' insulting
when he thinks he's offended. Laughs when other laugh so
he'll fit in, doesn't realize they're laughing at him. Oh,
his final annoyin' trait is that he's so paranoid about
viruses that he won't download any levels, so he'll only
play on th' Lucasarts ones, which he hosts games with and
has no idea what kind of system he has. Avoid.
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KainX
was seen on Kali
as Doc Death and Anderson
KainX liked to giggle a lot... heheehehe hehe... like that.
He was a bit of a nutter who also happened ta be one of the
fastest gunslingers around. A master of ASCII art; you'd
find a big birdie in yer face if ya pissed him off in chat.
He and Poz had great teamwork.
Haven't seen him in quite some time...
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KaReFree
seen on Kali, Zone
as Mary
A pretty fair hand with a shotgun, best known fer his
fine "KaReFree's Outlaws Cavern" with th' map distribution
system he invented. Bein' in Malaysia he may have lag
probs from time ta time but hey, don't we all.
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karrde!
seen on Kali
as Anderson
A somewhat recent player, karrde's gettin' pretty good with
th' rifle though tends ta stay in one place longer than
is healthy. A good guy.
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Kidd
seen on mIRC
as Mary
A very respectable player, Kidd may rely too much on
the gatling gun to th' detriment of his dogfightin'
skills. He's nasty with that gat though!
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Killercraig
aka Wrath
seen on Kali
as Anderson, Doc Death and Bloody Mary
Killer's one of the best players I've run into,
probably due in no small part ta the fact that he seems
ta be on Kali everyday. A GREAT guy ta play
with especially if ya don't mind gettin' yer head handed
ta ya on a platter, repeatedly. He usually doubles the next
highest kill total in a match, at least with me hehe.
If yer patient ya can learn
a lot from this guy. Watch out fer his weird keyboard setup
which he credits with much of his success. Killer's
just incredible with a rifle. I think the guy's
got an extra arm... Anyhow Killer says he isn't _that_
good an' I admit a few guys have kicked my bootie a bit
harder than he has, but not nearly as often. ;)
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Kodia
seen on Kali
as Mary
A very good player from th' BMG posse. Pretty fearsome
with th' shotgun, and surprised me with Mary's rifle
ability. Th' name comes from Kodiak brand tobacco.
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KoHna
seen in IRC
as Doc Death
A frequent fixture on th' #Outlaws_players Undernet
channel where he hosts a lot of games.
A good player, mebbe relies a bit too much
on rifle an' gatling gun ambushes.
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Ktoomba
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
He may not be th' sharpest tool in th' shed but Ktoomba
brings a lot of energy to a game. He's not as bad as you'd
think fer someone who uses a joystick. Crashes out of
games pretty regularly; seems ta be havin' ISP trouble.
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laurent
seen on Kali
as Anderson
Seems I have bad pings ta France 'cause me an' laurent had
a bit of a lag issue. But even though he's pretty new he
managed ta get some good kills on me. I think he'll be pretty
good, he already knows ta keep movin' an' so on. Didn't say
too much so his English may not be th' best, but it's a darn
sight better'n my French mon cher.
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Liver
seen on Kali
as Mary
One bad momma with Mary's shotgun. Liver's very aggressive;
if you do manage ta kill him he'll be right back in yer
face before you kin' turn around.
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LordDrunk
aka Nutz, Deez Nutz
seen on Kali
as Anderson
A frequent Kali player, an' very good! Fun guy ta play
with.
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Luke_Sky
aka Marshal Law
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
Once one of th' top death-dealers around, Luke hasn't
played fer a long time but can still be found frequently
on the Kali Outlaws server, chatting happily while downloadin'
stuff. A big music fan. Plays infrequently these days.
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lutre
seen IRC
as Mary
A French-Canadian from Quebec with a cable modem, lutre makes
an excellent host. "Lutre" may mean "fighter" or "wrestler"
in French, I ain't quite sure, but he's a solid opponent
an' a swell fella.
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Macoo
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
I think it was Macoo that kept complaining that he had
to go reconfigure his joystick buttons. Well as a new
Outlaws player he's certainly doin' things th' hard way;
th' joystick's tough ta use with this game. Wonder if
he'll stick with it or move to th' mouse an' keyboard?
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Madluc
seen on IRC
as Mary
A deadly, cagey player, Madluc's as effective as I've seen
with Mary's shotgun. Good at usin' buildings to his
advantage. He's also quite friendly an' helpful ta others
even while he cheerfully busts buckshot in their face.
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Mad_Matt
seen on Kali, IRC, Zone
as Sanchez, Two Feathers
Matt's a fun-lovin' player with rather unusual tactics.
Perhaps his favorite thing ta do is blow people up with TNT
but he's also got a few other tricks up his sleeve. You can
sometimes catch him off guard with a stick of dynamite or
a knife in his hand but it doesn't happen all that often.
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MaDoX
aka A Woman's Wrath
seen in Kali, IRC an' th' Zone
as Anderson
A lot of guys (myself included, I'm afraid) useta be under th' general
impression that fer whatever reason, reflexes, dedication,
testosterone, whatever, th' top players would always be,
well, guys. MaDoX has shattered that superstition once an'
fer all. A truly deadly shot with th' rifle which she wields
with lethal results even at close range, she's also
one of the most pleasant chatters you'll meet. So some
guys happen ta like aggressive women, okay? MaDox is th'
reason th' MAD posse changed their name; 'nuff said.
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MagicBullet
aka MadMikeFair, SlugZone
seen in Kali
as Mary, Anderson
When I played him he was jus' a beginner, now he could prob'ly
whup me good. Addendum -- Yeah, he sure can. Nasty with
that shotgun!
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Martone
seen in th' Zone
as Doc Death
Well th' OBG posse's co-founder an' webmaster tells
me that he's got a crappy system but he did pretty
darn well when it came ta blowin' me up. Helpful,
talkative an' very good with TNT.
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Mental
aka JigSaw, Beat boy, Mentolero, mentaldoc
seen in th' Zone, Kali
as Doc Death
A long time Zone vet Mental has recently acquired a test
fer fresh Kali meat. Hailin' from Sweden this self-confessed
Outlaws addict has been known ta sleep by day so he can shoot
players from th' Americas by night. Very friendly, may
be a lil' funny in th' head. There's SOMEthin' unnatural,
anyhow, in his uncanny aim an' unnerving speed. An' on top
of that he knows all kinds of manuevers an' tricks ta kill
ya faster than you kin say "what th'?"! Fer instance, don't
let him get near a fence...
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*Mirage*
aka Waccolero, dr. Shotgun
seen in Kali an' th' Zone
as Doc Death, Sanchez, Anderson
Like Mentolero, this former WAC has since gone out on
his own. Not too surprisin' since he lives jus' 40 km
away from Mental... He's been around since th' beginnin'
of Outlaws an' he's one of th' best, easily killin'
me twice fer every one I got on him. Deadly with
all weapons, he's got a knack fer always bein' behind
me, although even when I did see him it usually didn't
change th' outcome much. He likes ta have fun an'
blow people up; it's nice ta see a great player who
isn't concerned about toppin th' kill chart every
game, even though he can do that pretty much at will.
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Miss Kitty
aka Kitty
seen on IRC
as Doc Death
This Kitty's definitely got claws an' amazingly enough they
hit jus' like a long-range rifle shot. Seemed ta enjoy nothin'
more than cappin' me from some shadowy nook before I even saw
'er. Highly dangerous as a sniper; if ya kin get 'er out in
th' open you'll have an easier time.
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Mohave
aka tarantula
seen on IRC
as Two Feathers
Mohave loves stabbin' around with Two-Feather's big knife,
so watch out in close quarters 'cause he's quite deadly
once he gets in arm's reach. Lag can help that out by
seemin' to extend his reach ('cause he sees himself closer
ta you than you do, since his movement info comes ta you late).
Killed me with thrown knives which was a first fer me, I
think. It's nice ta see people who like th' more offbeat
characters.
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Mongo
seen on Kali
as Mary
Don't let Mongo's "Me not think too good" shtick fool ya;
he kin kill ya right quick if he gets a bead on ya with that
shotgun. A jovial character, Mongo's a fun guy ta shoot it
up with.
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mr perfect
aka mrp, Bitch
seen on Kali
as Mary, Doc Death?
Mr. P's become somethin' of a regular on Kali. A good
opponent, amiable an' talented. Could get a bit quicker
with Mary's shotgun. But man do I love screamin' "Die
Bitch die!" an' havin' it actually pertain to a player
I'm shootin' at. Hmm not too PC--well I wouldn't do that
to an REAL girl!
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Mr_Slack
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
A jovial fella, Mr_Slack can burn ya down in a split second
with his lightning-fast pistol. Very good with Sanchez,
particularly in making (or even just attempting)
dangerous jumps. Fearless and lively, Mr_Slack will keep
you hoppin'. Try to avoid gettin' caught in close quarters
where he's most effective with his pistol.
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NUKE
aka Scooby Doo
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
An' old Outlaws hand. Skilled, fast, good sense of humor.
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Old Gunslinger
aka O Gunslinger, Stanley Bragg
seen in Kali
as Doc Death
StanJr's dad may not have th' quick reflexes an' temper of
his firey son, but he's a fun guy ta duke it out with. Much
more easy going than StanJr, or most Outlaws fer that matter.
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OOO_YA!!!
seen in Kali
as Sanchez, Doc Death
He named himself after his favorite joyful exclamation
which you'll get out of him if he kills you or you kill
him in a particularly interesting way. Heckuvva funny guy
an' damn handy with dynamite.
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Outlaw
seen in Kali an' th' Zone
as Anderson
Th' DR posse's leader an' webmaster turns out ta be a good hand with
a rifle. Very solid skills. Fun guy ta play with; talkative
an' good humored. Nasty at long range! Also, tells me he's
got a sweet lil' T1 connection. If you find this guy hostin'
a game, join it!
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Pickle
seen in IRC
as Anderson
Had a bit of a tough time in th' couple games I played
with him but stayed pretty cheerful. Seemed ta stand still
a lil' too much fer his own good health but then again he
got a few pretty good kills in on me in th' later goin'
so mebbe he was jus' warmin' up. Love th' name, too.
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porn*
seen on Kali
as Bob
Okay I admit it I jus' love his name. A pretty darn good
player especially considerin' he was usin' big ol' Bob.
Watch out fer his double barrel -- at least until he runs
outta ammo.
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Poz
aka Lust
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
A lil' guy with a short fuse, Poz is great fun ta play
with. He's got a nice sense'a humor an' he fights fair.
He's also REAL good at blowin' me away, but he's so
damned cheerful while he's doin' it that it's hard ta
get mad at him, darnit. Seems ta like spendin' a lotta
time bitchin' about his computer, in a cheerful kinda
way.
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Quigs the Vicious
seen on IRC
as Sanchez
One of th' Old School IRC crew, Quigs has prob'ly seen
jus' about anything an Outlaw kin throw at 'im. You
have to worry about seein' all th' TNT he'll throw at YOU.
Dynamite mentor for some of the IRC folk, Quigs lets loose
with th' darn sparklers like there's no tomorrow. With his
unique gamepad+mouse control scheme, he's worked out this
tremendous move where he lights a stick, jumps ABOVE you,
drops the stick and somehow gets away as you explode; all
you see is him jumping at you and *BANG* POW! To the moon!
A great veteran player.
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RabidRay
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
DirtyDon's neighbor. Don played a clever lil' trick on me
where he took over Ray's controls after a bit an' suddenly
"Ray" was all over me like stink on... well anyway... nice
one Don. :P
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racerx
seen on Kali
as Bloody Mary and Anderson
Racer's a good player, affable an' fun ta play with.
Probably tried ta use Mary's pistol too much.
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Rawhide
seen on Kali
as Anderson
Good natured, skilled with a variety of weapons
includin' dynamite. Probably used Anderson's pistol
more than he should, but hey he killed me with it
so I'll just clam up.
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Red_Dragon
seen on Kali
as Anderson, Mary
Dragon's been playin' Outlaws fer a long time. He originally
ran th' Red Dragon Gang (RDG); he's now th' leader of the
formidable HSS posse. A very friendly and helpful fellow,
he runs his own ladder off his web site and hosts a lot
of games from Kali where he continues ta clean up against
most everyone. Said ta actually play with a mouse, joystick
combination; whatever it is, it works! Son named "Lil' Dragon."
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SaMaN
seen on IRC
as Doc Death
Th' only Outlaws I've met from th' near East, Turkey ta
be exact, SaMaN's a deadly shot an' a cagey foe. Good thing
he was on my team. :) Has a real enthusiasm fer audio taunts.
Hosted a game, an' th' pings looked bad but once in it was
nice an' smooth -- let's hear it fer Turkey's net!
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Shok
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
One'a th' first level creators from waaaaaaaay back, Shok
doesn't play too often anymore. Doesn't seem too rusty
though, an' in fact he's downright dangerous. Don't let
his polite exterior fool ya!
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SirChaj
seen on Kali
as Mary and Doc Death
NOT a member of the SIR posse; he's too much the gentleman
fer that. Once a staunch Doc Death supporter, he's now
got quite a touch with Bloody Mary's shotgun.
Ouch!
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Shifty
seen on IRC
as Doc Death
Shifty whupped my butt but good! I think MAYBE lag was
a bit on his side, but it seemed like every single one
of his pistol shots hit me dead on. Kept hittin' me with
his pistol at extremely long range. A lightnin' fast
deadeye? All I know is I got hurt. A lot.
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Skeeter
seen on Kali
as Anderson, Mary
Skeeter played extremely conservatively, plinkin' away with
his rifle from various vantage points an' consequently didn't
get a whole lotta kills. Still that doesn't seem to concern
him too much, an' he's generally in a good mood.
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Sleepy
aka ZZZ-Sleepy
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
Now I think th' only time Sleepy is actually sleepy,
slothful or slow-moving must be after a long day of
deathmatching, because in-game he never stops moving.
A tireless fighter, and probably one the leading causes
of death amongst Kali Outlaws.
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Sling
aka SIR_Sling
seen on IRC
as Sanchez, Doc Death
Even though I got butchered like a hog, it's nice
ta run inta real pros like Sling now an' then ta
be reminded jus' how realy players do things. He
knows all th' respawn points, all th' item placements
an' he's got a definite plan fer each map that keeps
him from bein' ambushed an' allows him fast access
ta all th' bestest weapons an' items. Not ta mention
th' fact that he's a deadly shot with every weapon,
can switch between em' perfectly on th' fly, never
stops movin' an' jumpin', retreats to health kits
when he's hurt an' jus' plain' kicks ass. MAN did I get
beat down. ;) Thanks Sling!
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Slack-Jawed Pete
seen on the Zone
as Doc Death
My real-life brother, Pete ain't th' fastest gun in th'
West but he sure is one of th' stubbornnest. Whether he's
gettin' whupped or dishin' it out himself he'll keep comin'
fer ya. Likes to get in the occassional teasing message,
and curses like a sailor while playing (he doesn't type
THAT, though ;).
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SmellyRoach
seen on Kali
as Doc Death, Sanchez
A guy who jus' likes ta have a good time in th' game,
'Roach is a fun guy ta shoot it up with. Still pickin' up
th' finer points of th' game but I got a feelin' he's
a fast learner.
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snuggle
seen on Zone
as Doc Death
You gotta love it when someone named snuggle comes into
yer game an' proceeds to whup it up on everyone. A fast,
dangerous player -- an' he looked so cute an' harmless
in those laundry commercials! Yikes. He is quite friendly,
however.
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spirits
seen in Kali an' IRC
as Doc Death
Very effective with th' Doc. Sometimes prone ta rash
outbursts, but a very good opponent.
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StanleyJr
aka StanJr, MAD_DRAGON, Sloppy, true_lag
seen on Kali, Zone
as Mary
Son of Stan (Stanley Bragg, aka Old Gunslinger). Stanley seems a bit excitable,
with mebbe a quick temper. Got thrown out of IRC
fer slappin' himself too much when no-one paid attention
to him. If he kin get around his usual steep lag he's
quite simply a steamroller with Mary. Get out of his way!
As time goes on Stan's been workin' on th' temper thing,
he's become a respected posse leader and tournament host.
'Course that all goes out th' window if ya get lucky enough
ta plug him once or twice in a match -- watch out 'cause he
comes right back fer ya!
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Steel on Steel
aka light fighter, sos
seen in Kali
as Doc Death, Anderson, Bob
A relative newcomer but SOS has made up fer lost time
an' made himself into one of th' most formidable varmits
on Kali -- word is that a change in ISP helped some. Just
plain good at killin' people although it's all in good fun
of course.
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Strango
seen on Kali
as Doc Death and Anderson
Strango's been around a long time an' his experience shows.
A very skilled an' clever player. He kin' do this jumpin'
an' shootin' routine that leaves me runnin' around in
circles, out of breath, while he pirouettes around like
a crazed rabbit poppin' caps in my head. I hate that.
I wish I could do it.
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Supfull
seen on the Zone as Mary
A dastardly, deadly Mary in combat, a nice fella in chat.
How to reconcile these differences? Well I guess that's
what makes Supfull fun ta play with. Try to stay out of
th' way of that darn shotgun.
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Swan
aka Chimera
seen on Kali
as Doc Death
Swan has become quite a dead-eye these days, especially
with that rifle. Great fun to play with.
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Swifty
aka Rookiemon, Ciscolero
seen on Kali
as Mary
Swifty's been around fer a very long time an' as far as I
kin recall has always been spoken of as one of th' top players
around th' Zone, often teamed with BioXid to whup some serious
butt. A truly fearsome opponent, deadly with Mary's shotgun.
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Tanglefoot
aka Bad Breath
seen in th' Zone
as Doc Death
Well I played 'im in a game where I was laggin' pretty
fiercely, but he did pretty well against th' other players.
Can't remember much else about 'im.
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Taz
aka Tazio
seen in IRC an' th' Zone
as Mary, Anderson
A very active player from Australia (though no longer livin'
in Tazmania), Taz tells me that he sleeps durin' th' day so
he can play at night. Wish I had that kinda free time. Anyhow
he's a very good player an' extremely mobile with Mary.
It seemed like he was always right behind me when I respawned
an' he killed me with one surprise shotgun blast more times
than I care ta remember. Rewarded fer his dedication by
bein' made an #Outlaws_players channel op, also runs th'
Rough Riders' web site.
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Templar
aka Saint
seen in Kali
as Doc Death
A long time level creator, nice guy an' good player.
Watch out fer his pistols! He's always willin' ta
help out new level designers so if ya see 'im give
a holler. Tried ta retire once but couldn't stay away.
He's got th' love!
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Timestalker
seen in Kali
as Doc Death
Dangerous with pistols but a nice fella. Still haven't figgered
out if I should call 'im "Time" or "Stalker" fer short. Err...
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TOLYRA
aka TOMMYRASMUSSEn
seen in th' Zone
as Doc Death
A Danish Outlaw who doesn't seem ta speak English all that
well, Tolyra won't say too much but he lets his rifle do
all th' talkin' he needs. An' that's plenty -- let yer
guard down an' watch this silent killer rack up kill after
kill.
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Twobitt
seen on Kali
as Anderson
Haven't yet managed ta get a good connection ta Twobitt
all th' way over there in Australia. We're too laggy fer
gunplay so he blows me up with his laggy TNT. Seems very
good, flexible with his weapons and good-natured.
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VoodooDaddy
seen on Kali
as Mary
Will be much deadlier when he gets that fast shotgun rhythm
goin'. Still Mary never goes down without a fight.
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Webby
aka Josey Wales
seen on Kali
as Doc Death, Anderson, Mary
Webby went out an' got hisself a p2 400 with a voodoo2
card which seems ta have improved his game somewhat. Not
that he needed it; he's been around in Kali a long time.
Now he jus' kicks a lot of booty. Nice fella but tends to
leave chat abruptly to go get beer.
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Wildarms
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
Don't think Wild usually uses Sanchez, but he wanted ta
whup me so I thought I could get out of it with a lil'
less embarrassment if I used Sanchez. Well, quick thinkin'
guy that he is, Wild promptly chose Sanchez as well an'
still whupped me somethin' good. As you'd expect from one
of the top players, he seems confortable with all the weapons,
keeps his head in a fight an' possesses remarkable accuracy.
An' of course since he whupped me this Swiss fella an I got
along quite well.
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Wildcat
seen in th' Zone
as Mary
Ex CAN member an' current co-founder of th' WILD Bunch,
Wildcat kept tellin' me that he wasn't very good. Well,
mebbe th' ol' CAN gang was a tough crew but Wildcat is
no slouch in his own right. He even killed me with that
toss th' TNT on th' ground an' shoot it trick, which was
a painful first fer me. Also happens ta run one heckuvva
web site.
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Yosemite Sam
aka DeanWermer, Kid Wermer
seen on Kali
as Sanchez
I've run inta Yosemite a few times in games but mostly
as a beta tester for some of his levels. A very good
level designer, Sam wuz the first as far as I know to
build button activated traps into his levels. Creator
of Rangewar, the first dedicated CTF level, among others.
A friendly guy and a good sport, it's almost a shame that
he spends mosta his time makin' levels rather than playin'
'em. But then we wouldn't have these cool places ta play...
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Zathoros
seen in the Zone
as Anderson
Rather tight-lipped but an excellent player. If he gets
that side-strafin', rifle-shootin' rhythm goin' on ya yer
as good as dead.
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There're a lot
of Outlaws out there, an' they ain't all nice. Some'll steal the
bullets outta yer revolver if ya'aren't careful. And some are
just poor sports that'll try ta spoil a game. Fortunately most've
'em are just nice, straight shootin' fellers out ta have a good time
shootin' up yer carcass.